12 June 2010
06 April 2010
Post 221
It's snowing today here in Provo. Snow on April 6th! A friend texted me this morning to wish me a happy white Christmas. Hahahaha. White Christmas indeed! THAT, my friends, is good, clean, down-to-earth funny, right there. What a kidder.
My apologies to anyone who isn't a Mormon and doesn't get the joke.
My apologies to anyone who isn't a Mormon and doesn't get the joke.
17 March 2010
24 December 2009
Post 219
Christmas is a time when folks who normally wouldn't associate with one another lay down their differences and come together--so we get some pretty odd pairings. For example, Frank Sinatra and Cyndi Lauper:
Stranger yet, Bing Crosby and David Bowie:
What's next--Miss Utah and a stand-up comedian??
Stranger yet, Bing Crosby and David Bowie:
What's next--Miss Utah and a stand-up comedian??
04 November 2009
Post 218
This from a 1976 "Dear Abby" submitted by THINKING MAN:
"If you absolutely cannot refrain from drinking, start a saloon in your own home. Be the only customer and you will not have to buy a license. Give your wife $12.00 to buy a gallon of whiskey. there are 128 shots in a gallon. Buy all your drinks from your wife at 40¢ a shot and in four days when the gallon is gone, your wife will have $39.20 to put in the banks and $12.00 to buy another gallon. If you live 10 years and buy all your booze from your wife and then die with snakes in your boots, she will have $35,750.40 on deposit, enough to bury you respectably, bring up your children, buy and house and lot, marry a decent man and forget she ever knew YOU!"
Maybe I need to develop some expensive bad habits while I'm single so someday when I'm married I can give my wife a nest egg....
"If you absolutely cannot refrain from drinking, start a saloon in your own home. Be the only customer and you will not have to buy a license. Give your wife $12.00 to buy a gallon of whiskey. there are 128 shots in a gallon. Buy all your drinks from your wife at 40¢ a shot and in four days when the gallon is gone, your wife will have $39.20 to put in the banks and $12.00 to buy another gallon. If you live 10 years and buy all your booze from your wife and then die with snakes in your boots, she will have $35,750.40 on deposit, enough to bury you respectably, bring up your children, buy and house and lot, marry a decent man and forget she ever knew YOU!"
Maybe I need to develop some expensive bad habits while I'm single so someday when I'm married I can give my wife a nest egg....
27 October 2009
19 October 2009
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