Post 22

[DISCLAIMER: this isn't as wretchedly sappy as it seems; if while reading this you find yourself thinking, "Woof! Gag me with sugar!" then I've accomplished my goal; just keep reading--I promise to reward you in the end.]

I'm out here lookin'
For someone to love
Someone who came straight
From Heaven above
Someone who's pretty
And witty and bright
Someone who always
Does ev'rything right
Someone who's lovely
In body and mind
Someone who's perfect
Oh what a find!
I know that she's out there
I know this is true
'Cuz I know someone like that
That's right: it's me.