And now, it's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea:
Good Idea
Pulling down that old toaster oven that nobody ever uses to melt some mozzarella on some bread.
Bad Idea
Tilting said toaster oven toward yourself while attempting to put it back on top of the cupboards before it has totally cooled, thus allowing the door to flop open and deploy a piping hot browning tray onto your face.
Not that I did that....
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ReplyDeleteYou put mozzarella in the toaster?
No, he put mozzarella in the toaster OVEN. Big difference... that's why this toaster happens to have a browning tray that might just happen to fall out of a flopping door and onto a face.
ReplyDeleteDoes the next good idea involve cold water, salve, gauze, burn kits, skin grafts, or all of the above?
Is it bad that I might have laughed a little bit?
ReplyDelete(And also, is it karmic that I burned myself this morning with my flattening iron?)
Schlange:
ReplyDeleteYes to the water, no to the rest.
Confuzzled:
No, that was kinda the point.
Yes, that probably was karma.
lol. Awh... Poor Schmetter... *snikker*
ReplyDeleteThumbs are good for holding things like that closed. I, too, have learned this the hard way.
ReplyDeleteOw, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow........
Still kinda funny though. Better luck next time Schmetterling.