You should be really happy that you read this blog. Perhaps sometimes you wonder whether it's worth it, but today I give you a marvelous gift of knowledge as a reward for your faithful readership:
The creation of the world began at 9AM on Sunday October 23, 4004 BC.
The Second Coming will be on Friday October 21, 2011.
Now you know.
Thanks for the update. My question now is whether I should drop out of school. I wont finish law school in time and I doubt lawyers will get much work once the second coming starts.
ReplyDeleteAu contraire, you could make a lot of money scamming folks into believing you can plead for them at judgment day, so you should totally get your law degree.
ReplyDeleteMay "your faithful readership" inquire as to how you atained such enlightenment? Oh great butterfly of wisdom?
ReplyDeleteOh, links... Gottcha.
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ReplyDeleteLike you're gonna last that long.
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ReplyDeleteofftopic: what do you think of helium?
I haven't done enough with them to know. A couple years ago I got an account with them and posted something, and they haven't stopped emailing me their newsletter since then. That's all I can say authoritatively.
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ReplyDeleteWell your article is #3 in tis category.
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Oh! So is that--good?
ReplyDeleteIsn't there supposed to be some sort of money in Helium? I've never seen any. Perhaps that's because I haven't cared about it much....
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ReplyDeleteThat was a followup question I had in my pants pocket.